Its happened. The Borg have done what I asked and assimilated Consuela. Hopefully this means she will stop telling me that I have a billion different errors each week….. But alas probably not 😦
After you win her from the Heranus mystery box, she will take 10 minutes to unlock. You need to dig deep though as she does not come out of Heranus easily. It took me 7 attempts. 7. I almost wept. Almost.
Then she has a 4 part walkthrough which is pretty funny even by FG standards.
Cleaning is Futile
-Have Borg Consuela perform Borg cleaning, 4h
-Have SF Peter, 6h
-Have BC make Borg snacks, 6h
-Have Klingon Chris do battle cry, 4h
-Have BC eject pets from the Enterprise, 8h
-Have SF Lois rage shoot, 8h
-Have BC fire lemon pledge cannon, 12h
-Have Locutus play with Borg Kitten, 4h