Background: Mayor Adam West

Who is excited about the Mayor West update today at 3PM PDT/11PM BST? I thought a background post would encourage some more excitement as well as some information for players that are new to the TV show!
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Mayor West is exactly what his name states, the Mayor of Quahog!

Did you know the actor that voices Mayor Adam West… is called Adam West?!

What does Mayor West love the most? Taffy, of course!
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Mayor West and Meg Griffin used to date… BUT when he married Carol Pewterschmidt, Mayor West became Meg’s Uncle! He also dated Brian’s ex-girlfriend – Jillian Russell-Wilcox!
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What does Mayor West store in his stomach? His Lite-Brite toy, Stratego board game, a life raft and a copy of People magazine!
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What is Mayor West’s composition? He reveals he is made up of 95% Helium during the episode, ‘Road to the Multiverse’.
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When Brian kept secretly using Mayor West’s lawn as a toilet… Mayor West thought he had grown his own sausages from seeds, and now claims that his favourite hobby is Gardening!

Does Mayor West believe in life after death? Definitely, especially the supernatural form! During the ‘I Take Thee Quagmire’ episode, Mayor West has graves cemented to stop Zombies from escaping!

Apart from his wife, ‘Carol Pewterschmidt (a.k.a. Carol West), what else has he married? His right hand!
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What did Mayor West think his name was when his Lite-Brite was broken? Adam We. “Nobody messes with Adam We.”
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What is Mayor West scared of the most? Water Thieves!
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How many episodes has Mayor West appeared in? 92! This is the breakdown:
– 4 episodes during Season 2
– 6 episodes during Season 3
– 14 episodes during Season 4
– 9 episodes during Season 5
– 4 episodes during Season 6
– 7 episodes during Season 7
– 10 episodes during Season 8
– 9 episodes during Season 9
– 9 episodes during Season 10
– 11 episodes during Season 11
– 9 episodes during Season 12

What episode did Mayor West make his first appearance? ‘Fifteen Minutes of Shame”.

Mayor West quotes: (quotes from familyguyquotes, and imdb)

Police Officer: Hey. That’s Against the law. You’re coming with me.
Peter: (singing to the tune of U Can’t Touch this) Ah ah ah ah. Can’t Touch Me/ Can’t Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I’ve got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can’t sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat/ Can’t touch me/ Can’t touch me/
Adam West: What in God’s name is he doing?
Peter: Can’t touch me.
Cleveland: I believe that’s the worm.
Peter: (still singing) Can’t touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don’t like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let’s all do the bump/ Can’t touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can’t touch me/ I’m Presidential Peter/ Interns think I’m hot/ Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot/ I’ve been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It’s Peter, Go Peter, I’m so Peter, Yo Peter, Let’s see Regis rap this way/ Can’t touch me.

Mayor Adam West: I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Supply clerk (pointing to “BEWARE OF DOG” sign): Well, we have exactly what you–
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: “ONE WAY.” So people will know if they step into my yard, there’s only one way out–in a body bag from dog injuries.
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(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West’s other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!
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Trisha Takinawa: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup… no I take that one back. I’m gonna hold onto that one.
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Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God’s name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that’s just silly.
Mayor: Silly yes … Idiotic … yes.!
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Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone’s stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain.
Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.
(Waters plant.)
Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I’ve spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I’ll spend $1,000,000 if that’s what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can’t print that! Thank God she’s just a figment of my imagination.
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy … and I’m a man who enjoys his taffy.
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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Mayor Adam West: Jem, you are outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous…

Mayor Adam West: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided ME.
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Mayor Adam West: Prepare to meet your maker at the hand of my cat launcher.
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FCC officer: [at a urinal] Two shakes, that’s it. Move along.
Adam West: Thank you, tinkle fairy.
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Mayor Adam West: All right, listen to me you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll and I make you Head of Sanitation Services for the entire city. It’s a do-nothing job, sweetcake.

Adam West: Want some corn?
Brian Griffin: Sure.
[Brian reaches into the bag, but withdraws when his paw becomes sticky with a viscous substance]
Brian Griffin: What kind of corn is this?
Adam West: Creamed corn, I brought it from home. I don’t like the corn they have here, it’s too crunchy.
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Mayor Adam West: We’d best get inside before the local Nobleman asserts his right of Prima Nocte.
British Nobleman: [On horseback] Aha! I must bless this union with my soggy penis!
Mayor Adam West: Oh no, he’s here! Run!
[the nobleman starts chasing them around the front lawn]
British Nobleman: Come hither that I may sire upon you a dreary Brit!

Peter Griffin: Well how about you just give me your pen?
Adam West: You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
Peter Griffin: Yeah.
Adam West: No!

Brian Griffin: Well, I guess that’s not the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen on a gameshow. Remember that time Mayor Adam West appeared on Jeopardy?
Alex Trebek: Alright players, the answer is, “It was the first spacecraft on the surface of Mars.” Adam, what was your response?
[West reveals that he has written “Kebert Xela” as his answer]
Alex Trebek: Kebert Xela.
[There is a flash of light, and Trebek vanishes with a scream. The other contestants look shocked]
Mayor Adam West: Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the Fifth Dimension, where he belongs.
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Did you know all of these facts or have you learned something new? Are you more excited now you are in the know-how? What items do you think Mayor West will want us to find for him – Sausage seeds? Taffy? Lite-Brites? Zombies? (Idea: it would awesome if we had to make Mayor West cement graves to stop Zombies invading our Quahogs, and Mayor West telling us all that he was right!) Which quotes from above do you hope Mayor West says when he comes into our game today?

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11 thoughts on “Background: Mayor Adam West”

    1. I don’t see Mayor West either in the characters tab. I already have the city hall, and I’m trying to unlock Vinny and Tom Tucker.. Do you need to finish these before starting the quest to unlock Mayor West..?

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